The Worst Candy Idea EVER

Chocolate Skittles sounds like a pretty good idea from the outset. Chocolate? Good. Chewey? Good. The problem is where they went from there. S'mores? Brownie batter? I like Chocolate more than most, and so when I saw a bag of chocolate skittles on "Clearance" (I know now why) fo r$2 i thought "Score." The problem is now I have a pound of candy that my wife and 3-year-old would turn down, and that taste like some sort of high school home-ec experiment.

Maybe I can use them to dress up my flowerbeds...

Dear Skittles;

Next time you think about making a chocolate candy, don't. M&Ms have a 40 year head start on you, and you aren't really that good at it. Just stick with what you know.

Sincerely,

Battlestar Dave