Utah weather sucks

There is a joke here locally that if you don't like the weather in Utah, you can wait 5 minutes and it will change.  This is funny because it is true, but days like today really drive me crazy.  It was sunny, rainy, overcast, hailed, snowed, and there was a brief plague of locust, all before 5. Days like today make me wish, not only that nike or Sean John would invent adaptive outerwear already, but that Brother Brigham would have said, "Screw this place, lets keep truckin till we hit the coast," and built the new jerusalem closer to San Diego or LA.  Can you imagine if the Mormons got to LA first?  City of angels indeed.  The traffic would be so bad everyone would have to telecommute.  Seriously though, the only thing worse than Utah weather in the spring or fall is Jodi Saeland's hair.  If you watch Fox news one night you will know what I mean.  I think there should be an academy awards of bad hair just so I could nominate her and she could win.  It's not like mullett bad, it's like "has no clue that she looks like an extra from a 90's WB sitcom" bad.  Yeah.  That bad.  Check it out sometime and feel good about yourself.

On an unrelated note, this is my first real post on my own blog.  "yaay..."  you can taste the excitement.